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Off Target

By Jill Gremmels

I’m in the car with my significant other, a marketing consultant, when we hear a fast-food chain’s new ad on the radio.  Pounding rhythm, catchy tune, baffling lyrics.  “I don’t get it,” I say.  “Is that supposed to make me buy their food?”  “Not really,” he explains, “you’re not the target market.”

Apparently I’m not the target market for ELCA congregations in my area, either; the last church to offer traditional worship late on Sunday morning has just changed its schedule.  There is now, as far as I can tell, nowhere to go for anyone who wants a traditional service later than 8 or 9 a.m.  People who’d like contemporary worship before 10:30 or 11 are likewise out of luck.  It seems night-owl traditionalists and early-bird contemporaries aren’t the target market.

But fast-food restaurants and churches aren’t the same.  For one thing, retail establishments live and die by market share, designing strategies expressly to lure customers away from other franchises.  When I was on church council, our pastors stressed that evangelism efforts seek unchurched people, not members of other congregations.  In addition, the fast-food enterprise whose ad bewildered me has done extensive market research.  Its advertising and the products it offers are calculated to attract its target market.  I doubt the worship boards who decide schedules of services get much information beyond anecdotal feedback from parishioners.  Their understanding of the target market is, I suspect, little more than a stereotype:  Older people like traditional worship, and they get up early; younger people prefer contemporary worship, and they want to sleep in.  No marketing expert would recommend basing business decisions on such simplistic assumptions.

Clearly, fast-food restaurants will never work together to expand the array of available dining options, but churches can and should cooperate.  If diversity of worship is the goal when congregations add contemporary services, why not collaborate with others in the area to offer both contemporary and traditional worship at varying times?  Wouldn’t that create even more variety and increase the likelihood of reaching everyone?

My significant other emphasizes “the value of a lifetime customer” and encourages his clients not to neglect loyal friends when pursuing new prospects.  Churches would do well to heed his advice.  My attendance has declined from weekly to rarely.  Surely I’m not the only one.  A little collaboration could solve my problem and potentially bring me back.   But I’m not the target market.

Jill Gremmels is the college librarian at Wartburg College.

   


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